, also from Kinzler:
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☎ Find inspiration for your creative project
(like, um, using the Internet Oracle?).
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✠ Get past your writer's block.
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The Internet Oracle
also known as The Usenet Oracle
-- Delphic Oracle, 8th century BC
folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,
a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for
an oracle, is inborn in us.
-- Paul Valéry, 1895
Do you endeavor with a difficult dilemma, or ponder a posed problem
you cannot perspicaciously pursue? Angling anxiously for advice? The
Internet Oracle can help! Like all famous oracles, the Internet
Oracle is omniscient, and will provide some answer to your question.
In return, the Oracle may require that you perform a small service ...