} Silly mortal, have you never heard of a light bulb? Obviouslly not.
} A light bulb is a small device ussually in the back of the
} refrigertator, that when not lit, is a very low-pressure vacumn. When
} you open your fridge, a small switch opens an itty-bitty hole at the
} base of the bulb. This vacumn then pulls all the dark in, exposing the
} natural state of order, light.
} This is alos why parents tell you to make sure that you close the
} fridge "ALL the way", if you didn't some of the dark would escape and
} the inside would always be lit.
} Occasionaly, you may find your fridge does not keep food cold, nor
} does it suck up all the dark, when this happens you need to recharge the
} freon (freon is latin for vacumn).
} If you have any more questions, simply call the GE help line (24 hours
} a day, 365.25 days a year)