} You fool, how did you let that craven insect amuse you at all? You
} should know better, someone with your pschological history should have
} never been allowed twinkies sweets! I think it is time that you go get
} a little bit of jolts on the brain! You are really a pathetic fool, I
} think I will turn you into a warty toad! Nah, an amoeba would be much
} more fun, then I could stick you in a microscope with a 200 watt bulb
} and watch you cook slowly, your cell structure start to break down,
} Oracle, this is God again. Didn't I tell you not to threaten people who
} ask you of advice? You know what happens when you stat this up. I make
} you program in COBOL for eons. Do you want that?
} --No, no Lord, I'll be good <grovel, grovel, lots of shinola>.
} Now, what was it, oh yes, No power tools necessary. Just an axe and two
} quarts of cream cheese.
} You owe the Oracle a new can of shinola