} [Dial 1-212-%@#-%@#$.... ring ... ring ...]
} Slimebottle: Hell Office of Public Service, how can we best serve you?
} O: I was calling about Xxxxxxx Xxxxx, actually, and wondering how you
} could best serve him.
} S: Let me see, sir! Right away, sir! Ho ha hum ... hum death hum ...
} ho, ... I think that he should best be killed with a single quick
} slash across the throat, gutted, boned, cut into thin slices, and
} served on top of rice like sushi.
} O: No; he's probably toxic unless cooked.
} S: Very true, sir! Very good, sir! I had to try, sir! Hi de die, sir!
} Very well, sir! I'll try again, sir! ... Ho de doom de doom de ho
} de aye de doom de aye, should we kill or should we slay, or bake him
} in a brick of clay, ho de doom de doom de aye.... I have it, sir! We
} should hang him over a great big vat, cut his throat, let all the
} blood drain into the vat, marinate him for several hours in latex and
} glycerine, and bake him with his underwear around his knees. Then
} serve him with baked potatoes and creamed onions.
} O: Very good, except for the latex and glycerine. How about Burgundy
} and garlic instead?
} S: I should say so, sir! I can't say no, sir! Mega-right-O, sir!
} O: Go to it, then. Send it to the White House, by the way; I wouldn't
} eat such a food as that.
} S: I should think not, sir! That's what I thought, sir! Don't eat such
} rot, sir! It's not so hot, sir!