} Hmmm... let me check with some associates of mine.
} > Operator?
} # Yes?
} > Please connect me with the heavenly caffeteria, good taste and
} > practical jokes division.
} # Yes, sir.
} @ Hello? (chop, scream)
} > Yes, Great and Mighty Oracle here. Do you know if it is considered
} > in good taste to serve rice on raw toast, as a joke.
} @ Huh? (chop, chop, grind, scream)
} > Rice on raw toast.
} @ Twice on saw post? (tear, pop, scream)
} > RICE ON RAW TOAST!
} @ Oh, rice on raw toast. (grind, sobbing, begging, scream)
} > Yes.
} @ Yes. (silence)
} > Yes.
} @ Yes. (creak)
} > Is it OK?!?
} @ Good question. (loud creak)
} > Let's here a good answer.
} @ Let me get my book. (CRASH! scream, scream) "Rice on raw toast:
} considered to be quite a delicacy in some tribes in southern Africa.
} Not normally (sobbing) eaten in polite (yell) company. Hey! Keep it
} down back there! It's flavor is completely uninteresting and
} unfunny." There you have it.
} > Thanks. By the way, what are you guys doing there?
} @ Uhhhhh.... just a little experimental cooking. (click!)
} There you have it. You owe the oracle a megaphone and a cookbook.