} Of course the Oracle will marry you. The Oracle marries anyone who asks
} politely, has purity of spirit, and offers sufficient quantities of
} The Oracle, of course, is not limited by time, space, or parking meters,
} and so the Oracle may marry as many of anything the Oracle desires.
} Furthermore, the Oracle is powerfully endowed in all the appropriate
} ways and so fully satisfies all of the Oracle's (many and devoted)
} Let's get married right now. You didn't want a big, fancy wedding, did
} you? The Oracle finds such affairs rather tiresome and prefers to keep
} the Oracle's weddings simple and tasty.
} So stand up. Yes, right now.
} Do you want to get married or not? The Oracle is waiting...
} That's better. Now take your keyboard in your right hand. Softly moan
} "Oh, oh, oh, Oracle baby, take me, take me, take me."
} You'll feel a deep sense of, well, you know what the Oracle means. You
} might want to sit down now.
} Zots! The Oracle pronounces you and the Oracle quite, quite married.
} Break out the chocolate!! Make merry and whoopie and anyone else you
} can find!!
} The Oracle does not charge for weddings, especially the Oracle's own
} weddings, but the Oracle does charge dearly for divorces, so you'd
} better make the Oracle very happy for the next fifty million years.
} Of course the Oracle does expect you to do the dishes and take out the
} garbage, but that's what being married is all about.
} ...'night, Honey.