} Already? Look, I'm sorry, I really don't have the time, questions to
} answer, you know how it is...
}
} Unfit for oracular duties? C'mon, you can't do that. I'm a busy
} entity.
}
} Alright, you can do that, then. How long is this going to take?
}
} Oh, don't worry, if it makes it shorter, I'm co-operative.
}
} That's not funny. What's first?
}
} mumble, mumble, mumble...
}
} I said, this breath analyser mask stinks. Whoever used it last must
} have chronic halitosis. I thought you were supposed to disinfect
} between users.
}
} Oh. Mental note - put mouthwash on the shopping list. Did I pass?
}
} Hmm. Okay, now what?
}
} Good grief, slow it down, will you.
}
} I don't care if the test's less accurate, slow it down!
}
} Don't look so smug, that hurt. Honestly, you're just a sadist, aren't
} you.
}
} Bit small, isn't it.
}
} Oh, alright, I'll see what I can do. Give me a minute, okay.
}
} <sigh> Always the same, isn't it. All day, no problems, then when you
} need to go, you can't.
}
} Is that enough?
}
} Well, warn me next time and I might find it a bit easier. I'll hold
} it in for a bit, y'know.
}
} Okay. Not terribly comfy, is it.
}
} No, I suppose that that isn't the point.
}
} Ow! It's supposed to be a gentle tap. It's supposed to be a reflex
} test, not an attempt to break my kneecaps.
}
} I don't care what current medical thought is, not so hard. Ow!
}
} Okay.
}
} What was that? I can't see when I'm lying like this.
}
} That sort of rubbery snapping sound.
}
} Oh. Maybe I imagined it.
}
} Aaah, no. Gods, you could have warned me. Aaah! Pervert!
} Deviant! Spawn of Satan! Your fingers are freezing.
}
} I hate that bit.
}
} Yes, well, I'd imagine that some people pay good money for that sort of
} thing, but I'm not one of them.
}
} That's not funny, either.
}
} Oh, fine. Well, thank you, nice to know that I'm in okay shape.
} Next century, then?
}
} Indeed. Bit more warning next time, okay?
}
} Fine.
}
} Hello, dear. Yes, I passed, flying colours, as usual.
}
} Thank you, Doctor. Zadoc, show the doctor out, would you?
}
} Bye
}
} Yes, dear.
}
} No problem, we can do that. Right now, though, I've got to answer
} some more questions.
}
} What sound?
}
} Nope, I didn't hear anything. What did it sound like?
}
} Somebody being ZOTed in the distance? Naah, Zadoc wouldn't do that
} unless I asked him to...
}
} What smug expression?
}
} You owe the Oracle, and can only repay by undergoing the same tests.
} The doctor will be round when he's recovered. Hehehe...
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