} Kendai? Zadoc here.
} Who's next on the docket?
} What's his last name again?
} Uh-huh, got it. Yeah send him in.
} Ah, Mr. Brian Fred Zambi, is it?
} Oh well, close enough. Please, have a seat.
} Excuse me a second while I look over your resume.
} Oh, and if I can offer you any refreshments, coffee, tea, soda ...
} No, I don't have any PEZ.
} What dispenser?
} You mean the staple... I see.
} No- No thank you. I, uh, I had some earlier.
} Really? No, I didn't know they were tangy.
} Ah, well, back to the matter at hand. Can you tell me a little about
} your last job?
} No, I'm not familiar with that.
} So, you created the speed bump?
} Oh, I see, well, that explains the treadmarks.
} So why did you leave your last job?
} I see.
} Yes, the jury certainly was lenient, weren't they?
} It says here that you graduated with a Masters in BioSciences.
} Ah, yes, quite right. I did misread that.
} So does this "Master" have a degree?
} Yes, well, I may need to verify that, can I have his address?
} Oh, I understand.
} No, I'm sure I can find record of the incident at the morgue.
} Oh, one second while I take this call please.
} Oh man, it's the Head Cheese again. Wonder if it's serious or if he has
} his head up his
} Yes Oh Wise One, Knower of All Things and Employer in Good Standing.
} The position?
} No Most Exaulted One, it's still open.
} Yes, we have been interviewing a lot of applicants, but none have proved
} worthy of serving...
} He did not have the degree you requested, oh Lord of...
} She had minimal computer skills, Great Typer of ...
} Dead, and had been for some time, Grand Embalm...
} She was the one with the drooling problem, Wiper of...
} She kept explaining herself and was quite annoying, Summoner of...
} I am but a simple servant of your...
} Yes, I know that you need...
} Yes, I know it's quite urgent...
} But if the candidates are not ...
} No, I am NOT doing this to annoy you.
} Yes, Quite urgent indeed, Oh Repeater of...
} Right away, Grand Master of..
} Thank you, Merciful...
} Absolutely, Thank you Oh Patient...
} And the horse you rode in on, Great Breaker of Wind!
} Acquitted right?
} Never found the body, right?
} Congratulations, you're hired.
} You owe the Oracle a W-2.