} Well it has been a bit busy around here, what with the w**dc***ks
} getting lose last week, Lisa going to all of those after-xmas sales,
} and even the Great Oracle himself is down with the flu. Since he is not
} available, I have been told to answer all questions with complete and
} through research. I may not answer in constant time, but would you
} settle for N^2?
} Now on to your question, since you did not specify which Scott Adams, I
} will answer your question concerning every Scott Adams that is
} important enough to be of concern to Pacific Bell. I am but a lowly
} accolate, so I have to work a little harder to answer your question
} thoroughly. I don't want to be ZOTed when the great Orrie comes back.
} Scott Adams-writer of text adventure games for the Radio Shack TRS-80
} model I computer (16k of memory, a Z80 processor, and a cassette drive)
} Your phone would only work if hooked up to a cassette player, and you
} would have to buy goofy Radio Shack products every month to maintain
} your phone service.
} Scott Adams--Offensive Linesman for Minnesota, New Orleans, Chicago,
} Tampa Bay, Atlanta, and finally Denver.
} Your phone service would function only during football season. Your
} would have to send your bill to a different office every year, and
} you'd have an incredible urge to smash into big guys who smell bad.
} Peggy Scott Adams--Singer of R&B, with the latest album on the Blues
} and Top 200 Pop charts since its release in October 1996. Peggy had
} enjoyed huge success in the late Sixties and early Seventies with a
} string of R&B hits partnered with Jo Jo Benson.
} You would not hear busy signals or annoying tones of any kind. All
} sounds made by your phone would be riffs from R&B songs.
} Scott Adams-- Doctoral Student, Web-Person, Instructional Systems
} Design, Curriculum & Instruction, College Of Education, University of
} Well since he is still a doctoral student, and probably always will be,
} there is no threat of him going to work for a real company like
} PacBell. Well that is unless he discovers oil while huntin, and goes to
} Hollywood with his granny in the back of his truck.
} Scott Adams--Manager of the James Taylor MP3 Site, lives in Washington,
} DC, and whose life is an endlessly boring research project and will be
} getting his Masters of Public Administration in December.
} Not to worry about this one either. Another grad student, and worse yet
} studying how politics can muck up any ones life. If he did work for Pac
} Bell, you would have to fill out the 23-7a/msx form every month, in
} triplicate and submit a request for payment acceptance using form
} Well that is all I could find. There is a cartoonist named Scott Adams,
} but no one takes him seriously. He used to work for PacBell, but got
} smart and left. If he went back, he would be a bitter and worn out
} ex-cartoonist. Your phone services would be cut off at random intervals
} during Marketing meetings, and would only work if you had a tie that
} didn't fit and you lived in a cubicle.
} Since I'm not really the Great Oracle, you don't owe me anything, but a
} new Dilbert calendar for the year would make the Master happy.