} My favorite part.
} <cue flickering lights as a screen comes down and the projector begins>
} Here we see young supplicant at the tender age of 2 months. You see
} there that your mother is bottle feeding you, perhaps causes for
} later mental peculiarities? Hmm, a debate better left to the mortals.
} Ah, here's an interesting part. Potty training. Can everyone in the
} back see this? Yes, that's right, the supplicant is confused about
} using the potty. Should the supplicant stand? Should the supplicant
} sit? No, I'm afraid this one doesn't get answered, it confuses the
} supplicant for the remainder of life. Yes, the supplicant uses the
} correct lavatory, but thankfully there are doors on the stalls and
} nobody learned this secret ... until now! ha ha!
} Ok, here's the first day of school. Notice the small wet spot on the
} rear of the supplicant's pants. Yes, nerves.
} Ah, here's a good one! We're now in the first year of secondary school.
} The first kiss! Yes! Behind the school, nobody looking, here it comes,
} wait, wait, and ... yes! A bucket of dirty water dumped by the janitor
} out the window! Right on their heads!
} Here's the supplicant in college. Yes. All alone. If you listen,
} you can hear a party across the hall. But alas, our supplicant was
} too homely to be invited. Oh, the supplicant put on a good face,
} but here you can see plainly ... bawling like a baby. The supplicant
} thought nobody would ever find out about that too! Ha ha!
} Oh! First sexual exper... and that's over.
} And here's the supplicant looking at naughty web pages, thinking
} nobody was looking ... we were!
} And we have nose picking ... butt scratching ... ahem ... well ... Oh!
} Here's the death scene. No, wait, watching, keep watching, keep
} watching, and ... ow! Bet that hurt! Never saw that moped coming.
} Little old ladies can be so dangerous, can't they? Well, that's the
} end of the film, folks. Hope you enjoyed it. Up next we have a male
} australian who died while fishing off ...
} What's that supplicant?
} No, I'm afraid not. What? Where do you go now? Well, you're still under
} at 12 picture contract with our studio, and you've only done three,
} so it's reincarnation for you! This time you're going back as a young
} man in Des Moines and... oh, only 23 years. I'm afraid there's some
} glue huffing and an unfortunate paper bag accident involved, but,
} we'll don't want to ruin the end of the next picture, do we?
} Have fun!
} You owe the Oracle a blockbuster!