} This reminds me of something that happened to Zadoc yesterday when he
} was running an errand for me in the swamp (I didn't actually need
} anything that urgently; I just like making Zadoc slog through the
} swamp). He got lost, you see, and an ugly little greenish guy came up
} to him...
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: What has the Zadocitses got in its pocketses?
}
} ZADOC: Hey, you know my name...sort of.
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: I know many things.
}
} ZADOC: Do you know the way to San Jose?
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: Are you trying to be funny?
}
} ZADOC: No, I've got to buy the Oracle a souvenir snow globe from San
} Jose.
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: Oh, well, yes, I do know how to get there, but I'll
} tell you what...I'll only tell you if I can't guess what's in your
} pocketses.
}
} ZADOC: That makes no sense.
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: Shut up.
}
} ZADOC: All right, whatever. What's your name, anyway? I bet it's
} getting tiresome having to type "Ugly Green Guy" over and over again.
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: Ctrl-V would fix that.
}
} ZADOC: Whatever. Just guess.
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: You have to give me a clue first. And not a stupid
} clue. Give me a stupid clue and I'll give you such a pinch.
}
} ZADOC: Okay...um...it's small...
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: Of course it's small, it fits in your pocketses, you
} idiotses.
}
} ZADOC: ...and it's metal...and it's got a hole in it...
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: You suck at this, let me tell you. You know these
} riddles are supposed to rhyme, right?
}
} ZADOC: Oh, no, I didn't. Um...it's not quite sharp as a
} nettle...and...hey, you've stolen it!
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: Yes, I have, so that should make it pretty easy to
} guess.
}
} ZADOC: Give it back! Why did you do that?
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: I was just trying to help you finish the rhyme because
} you're such a loser. Anyway, hmm, what could it be? Looks like a key.
} I'm going to guess "key".
}
} ZADOC: Damn, you're good.
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: Well, here's your key. You lose.
}
} ZADOC: So I'm basically in the same boat I was in before I met you.
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: I guess so.
}
} ZADOC: So this whole exchange was entirely pointless.
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: Kind of.
}
} ZADOC: And you probably don't actually know the way to San Jose, do
} you?
}
} UGLY GREEN GUY: No.
}
} ZADOC: Yeesh. I hope the next guy to come through here gives you what
} for.
}
} You owe the Oracle a ring. How come you never call?
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