} The Oracle hasn't had his tranquilizer yet. As such, in the future
} please try to refrain from asking such disgustingly disturbing
} questions. The Oracle is still suffering through all the 80s nostalgia.
} Perhaps later he will be more fit to ponder the scary possiblities, but
} for now, all he can say is:
} O.J. POKEMON.
} Yes, that's right. O.J. Pokemon. Late night parties, come dressed as
} your favorite character from the O.J. Simpson trial, draw cards and do
} battle. Collect them all - two different packages, O.J. Pokemon White
} [Bronco] and O.J. Pokemon Black [Glove]. The O.J. Black deck is a bit
} too small for full enjoyment, but is custom-sorted by some Italian guy,
} and very limited edition. Oh god, the horror of it all. But they say
} you haven't lived until you've LARPed a battle between Marcia
} Squirtleson and Judge Lance Pikato.
} The future is a scary, scary thing. And if that's enough, wait until
} the newly merged Nintendo-Tiger Corp releases the spinoff product:
} Detective Mark Furby-man. Yes, your kids can learn exactly what growing
} up in the 90s was like when they recieve this charming little elven
} doll, who can be taught to learn virtually ANY racial slur, and comes
} with his own pocket dictionary of his lingual terms for blacks, whites,
} chinese, dutch, germans, the poor, females, males, the left handed, and
} kids. Guarenteed to bring a tear to your eye.
} You owe the Oracle a soothing massage, a backrub, another tranquilizer,
} and a whispered promise that you'll do him in before he has to live
} through this wave of nostalgia.