} This message is in THESPIAN (Therefore in Holy Electronic Spoken
} Proverbs I've Answered, Nimrod) format. Since your primitive intellect
} does not understand this format, some or all of this message may not be
} Ahem. Anyway, as it so happens, the Q is not hanging around with U.
} In fact, you will notice that almost always, U is following Q. This is
} despite the fact that the Q has, to date, requested six separate
} restraining orders barring U from coming within two consonants and a
} vowel of her. It is true that Q and U used to be an item, in fact they
} used to be members of a band. Maybe you've heard of "Queen"? But ever
} since Q took that trip to Iraq and U caught her hanging around with
} that lecherous arab, A, things just went quickly, quietly sour. Q
} moved out, living for a while in an old quonset hut, but realized that
} U had followed her again. Her quest for solitude went unfulfilled, as
} U dogged her every step. She even sought the aid of then-VP Dan
} Quayle, but he proved less sympathetic than she had hoped. Her queries
} to the queen were intercepted, and U had no qualms about the quantity
} of iniquity he was committing in tampering with Her Majesty's letters,
} bills, and cheques.
} In desperation, Q fled to Mozambique, but even there, U followed her.
} She tried to send a tribe of Native Americans to intimidate U into
} leaving her alone, but U signed a treaty with the Iriquois instead.
} She thought she lost him when she ducked out of a queue for a
} discoteque in Quebec. She went to introduce him to her friend, an E.
} They brought along another U and E, and Q hoped that four vowels would
} form a clique and leave her alone. Sadly, U just wouldn't quit.
} Eventually, Q was forced to quaff quintuple the maximum survivable
} amount of quinine. In this queer manner, she brought quiet to her soul
} at last.
} You owe the Oracle a queen-sized waterbed, a quiche, a daquiri, and a