} Actually, my friend, a "rountoit" is a little ceremony
} (much like a Japanese tea ceremony, only more exquisite)
} that you must perform with your colleague, to assuage
} evil office spirits. If the ceremony is neglected, these
} spirits will pester your poor co-worker until he gets
} absolutely nothing done. You're really doing this for him.
} Here is what you must do...
} * Walk into your colleague's office.
} * Close the door. This is very, very important. No-one but
} you and your colleague may watch the secret ceremony.
} * Put your hands together, close your eyes and say "Om".
} * Open your eyes and smile.
} * Grab your coworker by the lapel in your left hand. With
} your right hand deliver three (3) mighty smacks to his
} face. BAP! BAP! BAP! There is some controversy over
} whether you should backhand twice and forehand once or
} vice-versa. This is really up to you. But you have to
} make that loud noise of hand-on-face to frighten the evil
} * Say this mystic incantation:
} Gih vmeedat report baim undae orr aiwil keeliu beeyotch!
} (It is latin for "May we work in harmony forever, cher
} * Tell your colleague, "I believe we understand one another, yes?"
} * Go back to your desk. I guarantee you your own morale will be lifted
} whether or not you ever get the work from your colleague.
} You owe the Oracle one (1) report by Monday, or I will kill you.