} ><> ><> ><> What Type of Fish are You? <>< <>< <><
} 1) What is your favorite food?
} a) other fish
} b) The flakes of stuff that show up on the surface from
} time to time, why I could eat that until I die! Yum!
} c) paper, glue, stuff like that
} d) krill
} 2) How do you spend your day?
} a) Looking for food
} b) Going in and out of a tiny sunken pirate ship
} c) hiding
} d) breaching for air, diving. Repeat ad nausea
} 3) What color are you?
} a) chose 'a' if 'b', 'c' or 'd' DO NOT apply to you
} b) gold
} c) silver
} d) dull yet glistening leathery color, light hair present
} Stop here and check your answers so far. If you answered 'd'
} for all of the above you are a sea mammal and not a fish, go
} away. If you chose 'c' for all of the above you are a silver-
} fish which technically means you aren't a fish either, go
} away. If you chose 'b' for all of the above you are a goldfish
} and need not proceed. Otherwise, on to the rest of the quiz.
} 4) Your biggest fear is:
} a) fishermen
} b) other fish
} c) drought
} d) I ain't scared of nothing
} 5) Your favorite character in The Lord of the Rings is:
} a) one of the hobbits -- happy, in their own world
} b) one of the elves -- cool and self confident
} c) one of the humans -- doomed, doomed, doomed
} d) one of the bad guys -- wanta make something of it?
} 7) Which of the following have you ever dreamt of?
} (chose all that apply)
} a) getting swept over a waterfall
} b) being turned into a fish stick
} c) being chased by a snapping turtle
} d) don't sleep, waste of time
} Stop here and tally your score for answers 4 through 7. If
} you answer 'a' to all of the above you are a freshwater river
} dwelling fish, if 'b' you are a freshwater pond fish - in
} either case you are a boring fish, you may leave now. If you
} answered 'd' you are most likely a shark, unless you also
} answer 'c' to number 3 in which case you are a piranha. If
} you answered 'b' to all of the above finish the quiz.
} 8) How big are you?
} a) itty-bitty
} b) medium
} c) big
} d) freaky huge
} You are one of the countless zillions of fish that live in
} the sea, if you answered 'a' to number 8 you are an itty-bitty
} fish, if 'b' you're a medium sized fish and live on those
} that answered 'a', if you answered 'c' you are a big fish &
} eat those that answered 'a' or 'b', if you answered 'd' you
} too are a sea fish and eat everything that isn't a shark.
} Thank you for playing, hope you had 'fin'!
} You owe the Oracle two snorkels and a can of tuna.