} His Majesty deals with desires differently than you do. When you
} want to be Witch King, what do you do? You complain to the Oracle
} about it. When he wanted to be Witch King, he was 8th in line for
} the position, so there was, in rapid succession, a hunting accident,
} a food poisoning, another hunting accident, an ear poisoning, a strange
} and divurse disease, and two very rapid secessions by intelligent Witch
} Kings who had a solid amount of pattern matching. If you were Witch
} King, you'd probably sit there hoping nobody else wanted to be Witch
} King, whereas the current Witch King is much more...proactive...about
} such things. I'm not saying you're in any trouble at all, what with
} your able grasp of politics. I'm sure everything will be just fine.
} You owe the Oracle a mention in the will.