} Microsoft is currently reworking the End User Licence Agreement (EULA)
} code for Windows TAO (Totalitarian And Oppressive, not to be confused
} with the Tao of Programming). The Top Five New Features will be:
} 5. Windows TAO will update its licence agreement from the internet as
} soon as a new version (of the licence agreement) is released, thus
} enabling Microsoft to continuously improve it for Bill^H^H^H^Hthe
} user's sake.
} 4. Furthermore, it will automatically accept all licence agreements for
} you, including its own. After all, you don't read them, do you?
} 3. Microsoft's EULA will be able to infect the licence agreements of
} other software running on the same system, forcing the user to pay
} licence fees to Microsoft for virtually every program ever written.
} 2. The EULA text will have a polymorph nature, thus hiding the whole
} licence agreement from EULA scanners. This was the only way Microsoft
} could prevent detection of malicious text, as it is spread all over the
} 1. Thanks to dot.net technology, Microsoft will not only remain
} informed about EULA violations. As soon as Windows TAO has infiltrated
} courts and banks around the world, the whole process will be entirely
} automated. This includes filing the lawsuit, judging the case and
} retrieving the money from the defendant's bank account.
} Thanks to Microsoft's clear marketing strategy and licence policies,
} these are both the top best and worst features.
} You owe the Oracle a UN convention concerning the User's Rights.