} It seems to work OK for Gary, Indiana, Page, Arizona, and Holly,
} Michigan. Captain Cook, Hawaii, does alright. St. Louis, Missouri,
} and St. Paul, Minnesota, don't seem to mind, and King of Prussia,
} Pennsylvania, is happy to be alive.
} Of course, Lincoln, Nebraska, Garfield, Georgia, Coolidge, Arizona,
} and Washington, DC, have all earned the respect of their peers.
} Tuba City, Arizona, Wapakoneta, Ohio, and Truth or Consequences,
} New Mexico got teased in grade school a lot. Flushing, New York is
} a different story.
} You'll know my answer, though, when you drive North out of Tucson,
} Arizona, on highway 77 and reach the town of Oracle.