} Hmm. I'd better check with him.
} <ring, ring>
} LOKI: Hello?
} ORRIE: Loki! Hi, how are you?
} LOKI: I'm bloody bored, that's how I am! "Come on, be a god in
} NetHack", they said. "It'll be great", they said. "You can get the
} Amulet of Yendor", they said. Who do I get worshipping me? Nothing
} but disaffected Valkyries and the occasional elven bloody Priest. Why
} couldn't I get a good class, like Rogues? Look at the smug bastard
} Kos, such a cushy bloody number he's got...
} ORRIE: Um, Loki...
} LOKI: Even Rangers would be good. Hey, you know, I'd like to throw
} Stormbringer out once in a while. Do I ever get a bloody chance? Do I
} ORRIE: Loki...
} LOKI: I mean, most of those Valks aren't even good-looking. It's no
} bloody fun in my position, I'm telling you.
} ORRIE: Loki, shut up a minute! I've got a question to ask.
} LOKI: What?
} ORRIE: How's your mom?
} LOKI: My mom?!
} ORRIE: Yeah, you know, Laufey. What happened to her?
} LOKI: Hell, I dunno. Just sitting around waiting for Ragnarok for all
} I know.
} ORRIE: Well, you're not much of a son, are you? Never visit, never
} even call, I'll bet.
} LOKI: Is that what you called me about? To talk about my bloody
} ORRIE: Well, it's a supplicant you see. Wants to know what happened
} to her.
} LOKI: Who cares? Just give 'em a bloody ZOT, already.
} ORRIE: Come on. That's just a cheap cop-out, and you know it.
} LOKI: Hey, man, cheap cop-outs are what I do best.
} ORRIE: True...
} LOKI: Besides, I bet they didn't even grovel.
} ORRIE: No, they- Hey, you're right! They didn't grovel! The cheap
} little sod!
} LOKI: So what are you going to do?
} ORRIE: Oooh, they're getting such a big ZOT...
} LOKI: Great. Have fun. See ya around...
} ORRIE: Bye. <click>
} Well, let this be a lesson to you.