} Ohm my god - Avogadro tell you a story Joule really like!
} I Nu this fellow Schroedinger who was great at interviewing people - he
} was like an emcee, squared. Anyway, Theta-ther day Schroedinger offered
} to sell me his cat (I guess he didn't Quantum). So, um, the Moment,um,
} I first see this cat he Volts! And now every time I come home he
} Boltz,mann! He gets Tensor and Tensor.. like his former owner was
} torturing him on Dirac!
} I wanted to Force Schroedinger to explain, but the Current issue was my
} cat's Resistance to be around me. Then one day after Mass, I turned on
} the Vacuum, and the Volume surprised him so much that when I turned it
} off, he acted as gentle as a Lambdoes. So now I take him to the
} Circuits seven times a week - that's a Faraday!
} Anyway, I went to c Schroedinger. "Did you Hertz that cat? Phi on you!"
} I said.
} But he exploded: "Watt!??! Such Impedance! That Torr it - you used to
} have Potential, but if you don't speak with Gravity, the end of your
} career is Lumen!"
} Well, it was all I could do to Coulomb down, but I don't want to Bohr
} you with the details. Planck's for a great question!
} You owe the Orace a joke that ends: "Vector? I barely know her!"