} Well, I don't do that much anymore, but in my youth all it took was
} hanging around really successful deities and taking their `scraps'. (Let
} me tell you, an immortals scraps are better than most mortals' dreams!)
} I bedded many a nymph that way. (NOT nymphO, NYMPH. They were a RACE
} unto themselves, and BOY could THEY give head!)
} Of course, showing off didn't hurt, either. A few lightning bolts and
} pulling greater demons out of a hat sure helped me score, especially
} when we slummed with flies. (Term used to describe mortals. Comes from
} Mayflies. Get the picture?)
} Then, when I was desperate, I'd summon up a nice Succubus. (Or is it
} Incubus? I could never get them straight. Quite embarrasing when I got
} the wrong one, though. I'm not like those Greek gods, I only swing one
} Of course, then there's the time me and Apollo went on a panty raid on
} Olympus... boy, you should have seen Aphrodite's... hrumph. Excuse me.
} You owe the Oracle "Ninety Ways to get a Woman in Bed: GUARANTEED!" by
} Slummo publications.
} The Oracle has reminisced.