} As I have told you supplicants before, and reminded you frequently,
} your Oracle is not God. Big G and I are acquainted, but we go out
} separate ways. He and I are both Omniscient (it's a toss-up which of us
} is omniscienter), but He is Omnipotent and I am not.
} That means there are things I cannot do, and I am permitted to make
} mistakes, while He is stuck with the Problem of Evil.
} I could tell Him how to avoid the Problem, but then I would be stuck
} with it, and He would have to answer all these stupid questions. As it
} is, He's only gotta answer prayers, which is a lot easier. (First of
} all, He gets to catalogue them, where I've got Kinzler and his damned
} software tracking all my responses. Sheesh.)
} Occasionally God has a Giddy moment. It's allowed. He's omnipotent.