} Yea, verily, ancient history reporteth thou shalt
} remembereth thine Eleventh Commandment, "Don't get
} Remember the first commentary, "Don't admit you're
} doing wrong UNLESS it's likely you've gotten caught or
} are seriously suspected of something, then, if
} possible, don't try to get away with total innocence,
} admit to something less guilty looking or a lesser
} offense, that way they actually tend to respect you as
} a stand-up guy."
} So if possible, if it's bad, claim you didn't do it;
} if it's good, claim you did. But that can't be right,
} there has to be one answer, so I will try again.
} The Oracle has taken substantial effort and trouble to
} try and solve this otherwise insoluble puzzle, and has
} used the most powerful and effective method of problem
} solving known to man, the common coin, and using a
} randomizing procedure known as a "toss" has come up
} with the true and definitive answer to your question.
} You owe the Oracle $2.00 since I have to get some
} profit over the quarter I had to use to solve this
} question. Don't give me any guff about still having
} the quarter, just pay the two bucks.