} Well, now. A disbeliever hath we. First of all, Someone could reply
} that 'Chuck Norris Expects the Spanish Inquisition,' but I know many a
} person who can beat Chuck Norris at things, and those jokes are old.
} The Oracle is Nobody? Yes. You ever play Kingdom Hearts 2? With the
} Oracle it was Organization XIIII. But NOPE, I won't make that joke
} So hold on a second, though. You don't believe I exist, and yet you're
} WRITING to me? Are you just pretending to be a Usenet Atheist, or are
} you insulting me?
} You don't walk up to (or in this case, E-Mail) a supreme being just to
} tell them 'Haw Haw! You don't exist!' Unless you are ready for the
} supreme punishment of their supreme figmentive powers to kick your
} butt. And use words that don't exist, such as 'figmentive.' And chow
} down afterward on a supreme chicken Chalupa.
} Well I'M NOT LAUGHING. The reason I sent the Spanish Inquisition is
} because I sent them.
} The reason I am nobody is because this is the Internet, and I am being
} So alright you asked. And through asking you asked for it!
} Alright, you owe the Oracle a Supreme Chicken Chalupa. Drat, I am so
} very hungry.