} Dear Supplicant / Yo, Homey! (please select whichever salutation
} While the Oracle (naturally) transcends all temporal, spatial, racial,
} ethnic, gender (and sometimes species) boundaries, We do occasionally
} enjoy a gaming session or two. Being omniscient, though, and having
} recourse to a myriad of grateful supplicants, the Oracle is currently
} well supplied with all past, present and future Pokemon (TM) cards,
} games etc.
} We have, however, devised an amusing little pastime of our own, which
} We are provisionally naming "Tellamon" (Patent pending). This exciting
} new game allows you to collect an amazing variety of Oracular
} questions, answers, characters and artifacts, and to match them in
} competition with your friends.
} Here are just SOME of the fantastic items you'll find:
} NULLON : It may LOOK like a blank card; but it has the power to
} confuse, mystify and completelty stump your opponents! See if they can
} use their "Imagination", "Creativity" and "Sarcasm" powers against it -
} if they have them!
} GROVELARD: One of the most unassuming of the Tellamons, its
} overwhelming servility makes it nearly invulnerable to the Staff of
} *ZOT* - especially if you team it with a ZADOC! Even used solo, it can
} disarm your opponent into giving you a valuable Answer!
} SPIKY CLUB OF OG: It smash, it crush, it pul-ver-ize! Just the item for
} dealing with UNGROVELs, Q-DRANOs and R.O.U.S.TORs, as well as the
} fearful RESUBBIT!
} LISACHU: So cute and seductive, it'll knock their socks off! (Players
} must be 18 or older; void where prohibited).
} ORACULAR DECODER RING: Get a Question that's beyond your Incarnation's
} powers? The DECODER RING can instantly transform it into a wacky
} ANAGRAM that you can hurl back at your opponent!
} TREKTON: available in TOS, TNG, or even the ultra-rare DS9 subspecies,
} it can answer Questions as a full-fledged pop culture parody: gotta
} beam THIS one up!
} And that's just the beginning! At higher levels, you can use the "Time
} Travel", "Poetic Licence" or "Super Geek" options to crate a whole NEW
} style of play! And get yourself ready for:
} ****X-TREME TELLAMON - W**DCH*CK CAGE MATCH!!!**** (Coming soon!)
} And remember: GOTTA ANSWER 'EM ALL!
} You owe the Oracle some Tylenol and a four-dimensional cribbage board.