} Actually, you're right, there was a mistake, and you should have been
} someone else. Just not the guy who lives down the street. So if you'll
} just allow me to initiate a matter transference beam, I'll just switch
} the two of you and .....
} The supplicant looks around, he's in a tent. Peeking outside he sees
} desert, and on the horizon a number of old trucks racing towards him.
} As the trucks get closer the supplicant sees that they are heavily
} armed. Looking around, there's nowhere to run. And then it's too late,
} as the trucks drive up, and militia jump off the back. They approach
} the supplicant, looking confused. A few of them dive into the tent,
} come out looking confused, and speak in Arabic. Looking at the
} supplicant's western features, one of the men approaches the
} supplicant and points his gun in his face.
} "Where is he?" ... "you tell me, NOW!"
} Meanwhile in Pittsburgh, two middle managers are speaking.
} "We got the new HTML coder in on Friday?"
} "Really? what's he like?"
} Sort of a weird looking dude, but he seems to be able to do the job?"
} "Well, that's all that's important, but you look concerned."
} "Oh, it's nothing, ...., it's just that, ...."
} "It's just that, ..... he does look the spitting image ofMuammar