} A brook requires rocks, yes, but not too much , you see.
} It was irresponsible of you to dump such a big amount into the ditch.
} You need to test them out first, whether it's a douche first.
} Why the friendly people at EPA are after you is because
} the drainage ditch might start regaling your neighborhood
} with JB songs or worse, One Direction's horrible squealing.
} The EPA are the descendants of hippies and tree-huggers,
} they're nice people hell-bent on protecting the environment, so don't
} mess with them.
} You need to repent for your near-sins and listen to JB
} for a week, and make a sacrifice to Cthulu, preferably a virgin
} girl, but if you can't find those, a pig or cow would do fine.
} If you can't even find those, replace with a bottle of Screech.