} Hmmm. That's a good question. Since I know everything, I don't usually
} listen to radio. Let's dial it up on the old crystal set and see:
} ...and pork bellies are up 2 and 1/8...
} ...oh, baby, I want it, I need it, oh, yeah....
} ...here on you all oratory radio for the greater Boston area, we are
} W-IND, all talk, all the time. I'm Percy Cadwalleter, your WINDbag
} daily, from 2 to 6 inn the afternoon. And here's our jingle:
} A gust of hot air,
} It came from where?
} W-IND, all hot air, all the time.
} Don't forget our schedule of upcoming events from WIND, all talk, all
} the time. This Saturday, we have Dr. Farkas,eminent doctor, and author
} of the book, "Toe Jam is too Simple", a compendium of all manners of
} foot ailments, from athelete's foot to zits. He will give us a 3 hour
} discussion on fungus related skin ailments, fascinating! Sunday, our
} morning breakfast show will include a visit to Dr. Eileen Fimble, the
} Official WIND Speach therapist, who will lead us in an hour of Live,
} yes, you heard it, live mouth exercises, which when done in a regular
} regime, will in fact help you to talk 30 to 50% longer than you ever
} could before. Our weekly self help series will conclude next monday
} evening with "Polyester: Miracle fabric or Spawn of Satan", an
} examination of correlations btween the rise of Satanism and human
} sacrifice in the Boston Metro area and the recurrence of Polyester
} clothing on apprehended Satanists. Yes, all wind, all the time, WIND,
} the strong wind from across the Bay. and now to our own Fred Herbson in
} Milwaukee, who is standing by at the school debate chamipionship with
} the play by play. Take it away Fre...
} Well, there's your radio station. Don't tell me, plaid shirt, plastic
} pocket liner, toughskins, white socks, horn rim glasses, right? I can
} spot a nerd a mile away.
} You owe the Oracle better reception.