> Before he dies, there's one last thing I want to tell my father. Then
> there's one thing I hope he'll tell me.
> I'm gonna say to him, "I found out where you put that $800,000 you
> stole from old man Glunthermoss."
> I'm hoping he'll say something like, "Yeah, I never thought anyone
> would look inside the wall in the bathroom," or something like that.
> Of course, I have no idea what he did with the money. Maybe it IS in
> the bathroom wall. Maybe it isn't. But ripping the whole house apart is
> a rather stupid idea, since he might have buried it in Glunthermoss's
> apple orchard, under any of 317 trees.
> What should I do, though, if he says, "That's impossible. You're lying,
> just to get me to reveal where it is. Nobody will ever find it!"? Or
> worse, "Sorry, I'm taking it with me."