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The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> It suddenly got quiet again.

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Yes. It was having trouble with the spelling, and first it got quiet, } but then corrected itself to quite, and still wasn't sure. After trying } queit and quote, it finally got quiet again, suddenly realizing that } that was the correct word. } } You owe the Oracle a new spell of invisibility.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Should I suspect the soup?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Yes. It's positively primordial today.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Oracle Press proudly presents: > > 'Hamlet', by Louis L'Amour:

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} The tiny western hamlet of Hattan's Point is a sleepy town until the } day that Matt Brennan seems to bring with him a heated, all out war } that involves practically everyone in town. Matt makes friends and } enemies with equal ease. He also finds the love of his life and is in } hot pursuit despite her being the daughter of one of the main } combatants in the feud. Is she named Ophelia? Find out! Read L'Amour's } Silver Canyon.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> I have artism?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Artism, as you must be aware, is a spectrum disorder. Often, people go } undiagnosed for years, as they are thought simply to have a colorful } personality. However, with deep introspection and sometimes } professional guidance, a fuller picture emerges. A good evaluation } against the criteria for artism can provide the artistic individual } with a frame of reference for so much that seemed confusing. I know } that lately there seems to be a great hue and cry about the "epidemic" } of artism, to the point where the media seems to be saturated with this } dreary line, but brighten up! If you stay composed, artism doesn't have } to be a drawback!

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> So apparently there is a risk of thrush, but what's the mechanism > for that?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Dear Mr. Supplicant, } } Thank you for your fourth letter regarding the matter. We repeat our } request to clean up your balcony after your breakfasts. } } To answer your question of the mechanism of thrushes: They're bloody } birds. They like grain and bakery products. That's why they're swarming } over the estate each morning. } } Please comply and do not write us any further letters, or we will have } to hand the matter over to our lawyers. } } Kind Regards } } Oracular Property Management LTD

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Good afternoon my dearfriend! > > I am the beginner in the Internet also was the first attempt to find > friends inthe Internet. I feel slightly uncertainly. I was registered > on this site and found your structure. It is interesting to meto learn > you closer. I have overlooked to speak you about myself. My name Elena > and I am 26 years. Ilive in small city of Russia. I hope that it does > not frighten you. My opinion has no value for you, but Iwant that you > knew that I have only the good relation to you and your country. I > want that you wrote to me on my personal address - gexevymin@yandex.ru > > I shall hope that you write to me very soon. I shall send necessarily > to you mysome photos when you will write to me! And I also want to see > your photos. I sincerely wait for your letter. Do not overlook > gexevymin@yandex.ru mailto:gexevymin@yandex.ru > > Sincerely yours Elena

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Dearest Elena, } } I, the Internet Oracle, am flattered by your offer of friendship, } however, I must admit that I suspect you may be looking for a sort of } relationship which I am not willing to partake of with you. You see, I } don't believe you are a 26 year old lady from Russia. I think you are a } robot in a server in California. } } You owe the Oracle: Photos stolen from a mail-order bride website. You } can keep the bride, the Oracle only wants the photos for a personal } collection. The Oracle is very interested in "art."

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> I'm the young lad from Iran > Whose limericks never will scan. > They ask me the reason. > "Your toes that are freezin'?" > And I tell them it's because I always try to put as many words into the > last line as I possibly can. > > Please tell me something that'll warm my toes.

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Socks. } } You owe me a limerick about socks, that is also acrostic about socks.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Is Google making us stupid?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} I'm here to explain mysteries, not banalities. Please don't send me } questions that you could answer yourself within seconds with a simple } google query.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> I'm afraid I'm not as young as I used to be.

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Your fears are well founded. Remember that Anna Russell used to say (in } "How to Write Your Own Gilbert and Sullivan Opera"), "I'm afraid that } my quartet singing isn't what it use to be." Remember also that she } would then sing a quartet all by herself, including a very nasal tenor. } } Miss Russell has now passed over to join the Quartet Invisible, } which she presumably sings all by herself. } } You, the Supplicant Invisible, are not yet dead, but being invisible } are As Good As Dead. Check The Mikado (by G&S) for the inestimable } virtue of being found to be As Good As Dead. } } You owe the Oracle your own head, snicker-snacked with a vorpal blade, } on a platter.

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> [?]

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Hm, a single button. } *Click* } } About Supplisoft Null Question Generator v. 11.2.0.4 } [Upgrade to 12.1.0.2] } } (C) 2015 The Internet Supplicant. } } NQG is designed by Supplicants, a global community working together to } make the Oracle's life as miserable as possible. } } Want to help?  Make a donation or get involved!