} Riots ensued in Sweden's capital city, Stockholm, tonight after the
} most scandalous Nobel price ceremony ever. When the recipient of this
} years Literature price, Mr Supplicant, was to hold his acceptance
} speech, it became evident that he was completely unable to form a
} single comprehensible sentence. After a lengthy and embarrassing
} Q/A-session, Mr Supplicant was forced to admit that his award winning
} poetry was not the works of himself, but that of a mystical Internet
} entity, known only as The Oracle.
} The lynching mob chased Supplicant all over town, before force feeding
} him with a bucket of the Swedish national dish 'Surstromming',
} followed by two helpings of herring cream cake for dessert, all
} accompanied by half a liter of castoreum moonshine.
} In a comment to local newspapers Mr Supplicant simply says
} Mr Supplicant was supposed to visit the neighbouring country of Norway
} the next weeks, but after rumours that the audiences where stacking up
} on lutefisk and smalahovud, the tour was canceled.
} A spokesman for The Oracle says that The Oracle is terribly
} disappointed of Mr Supplicant's betrayal, and wishes that the price
} money should be transferred to The Oracle's favourite charity,
} 'Deities for the Unethical Treatment of Rodents'.
} The Nobel Price committee has issued a statement where they apologize
} to The Oracle, and promising to comply with The Oracles demands.