} Help, the Dutch are revolting! For some reason, the resident Dutch
} Oracle has gone missing and is no longer answering questions.
} Don't tell me, Hans is taking full advantage of the current injunction
} to "Stay home and wash your Hans".
} Well, clearly I need to find a replacement. Perhaps if I get Zadoc to
} dress in clogs, suspenders, and a flat cap he would somehow start
} speaking Dutch? Given the mental image I've just come up with,
} involving only those items of clothing, perhaps not.
} Actually, given that I've been speaking English since 3548 BC (Before
} Corona) and the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, French, Germans, and even
} the Americans have managed to understand me perfectly, there's not
} much point in speaking Dutch, is there?
} You owe the Oracle the reason why:
} "Omdat we niet lijden aan een Meervroudigepersoonlijkheidsstoornissen."
} is a funny answer to your question.