} Well, I'm glad you asked this. Those of you who are fortunate enough to
} be living modern lives may have seen this on TV, when Dick read the list
} out loud on one of his exercise specials. Here is a transcript of it:
} --Trancsript beings--
} Ready? And...
} One: Jane Fonda
} ...Four, One, Two, 'cause just imagine how healthy our child would be!
} Four, One, Two, Three and
} Two: Ann Margaret...
} Four, One, Two, Three, 'cause she's just so special!
} Three and One, Two, Three (pant)
} Three: Debbie Gibson...
} One, Two, I know she's young, but I think we'd make divine music
} together! Two, Three, and,
} Four: Dolly Parton...
} ...Four, One, Two, Three, She's a special firend of mine,
} Three, Four, One, Two, Three or
} Five: Traci Lords...
} Four, have you ever seen her in "Ladies in Lace?"... no, ha ha, just
} kidding, Three Four, One, Two, Three, Four, One, I know you can do it!,
} One, Two, Three, Four, One, Two, Three, and
} Six! Betty Crocker...
} One, Two, Three, so I could get her to cut all those fattening foods out
} of her cookbooks!, Three, Four, One, Two, and last,
} Seven: Fergie
} ...Three, Four, imagine me with a child as an heir to the throne!
} Alright! Wow, wasn't that fun!
} --End of transcript--
} Unofortunately Dick doesn't seem to understand quite who Fergie is, oh
} You owe the Oracle a copy of the movie mentioned above. Beta please.