} Yes. I do circumcisions. I also do circumscriptions, subscriptions,
} circumspections, inspections, despections, tropical storms, flatulence,
} anagrams, circumstances (including circumstantial evidence, manufactured
} to spec by a crew of brave tiny gnomes.), circles, circumferences,
} inferences, infiltrations, filtrations, fibrillations, gorillas,
} marriages, and spaghetti. Mostly spaghetti.
} I do not do open heart surgery.
} I also do not do distractions, peregrinations, adulterations (not to be
} confused with adultery, which is both compulsory and forbidden to
} capitalists), stock exchanges, maraschino cherries, teeth of the
} deoxyribonuclease slug, harbingers, palindromes ("SIT ON A POTATO PAN,
} OTIS"), flagrances, fragrances, psychic Doritos (or other Mexican food),
} professional baked potatoes, and other delicacies.