} Actually I was going to get in touch with you about that, but thanks
} for reminding me! Yes you do owe me a few things, and since you
} inquiry was so very gracious and polite I have written them up into a
} little Poem.
}
} "What You Owe Me"
}
} by
}
} The Oracle
}
} In return for my services re: the mosquitoes,
} kindly send payment of 1 bag of cheetoes,
} 1 box toy soldiers, 1 kayak w/ paddle,
} 1 poney named "sparky" w/ shiny red saddle,
} 5 rolls of stamps, 3 tartar sauce packets,
} 1 photograph (signed) of the great Buddy Hackett,
} 6 boxes crayolas, 1 luger w/ slugs,
} 1 lifetime supply of mind-altering drugs,
} 2 cartons of punch cards w/ 2 punch clocks,
} 1 Scoobie-Doo thermos, 1 Flipper lunch box,
} 1 copy of the '91 Farmers' Almanac,
} Also help me get my old girlfriend Alma back,
} 1 portrait of Marcos, 1 bust Boadicia
} Find out how the peat made Lord Glendower squishier,
} 1 mammal from elsewhere, 1 reptile indigenous,
} 1 Oracle clone (but don't let it impinge on us),
} 1 manuscript copy of 1:Deuteronomy,
} Revive my poor, watered-down, sad, neutered bonhomie,
} Thrill my poor bones, make my heart flaccid palpitate,
} 1 fabulous week in the Abbassid Caliphate,
} Balance my incoming w/ my expenditure,
} fix up my loveseat & help me to mend a chair,
} Quench all my thirstings, soothe my disquietude,
} Get me in touch with a Buddha or higher dude,
} List all the various cruelties that Goebels tried,
} Document carefully how all my gerbils died,
} 4 Maytag motors, 1 box Rice-o-Roni...
} And please keep in touch, cause that's not all you owe me.
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