} Denise? DENISE? MY NAME IF FRANK, YOU JERK! I can't BELIEVE that you
} said that. ARGH! I can't STAND it when someone can't get the correct
} personna. (NO! WAIT! I STILL GET THE BODY FOR A ANOTHER DAY! ACK!
} NO! STOP!)
} ahem. Hello? This is "Denise." I had a wonderful time as well, despite
} the fact that, well, you probably know unless you were too drunk at the
} time, I am trapped in the body of a man. (Stop it! Just let me TALK to
} him. He's the FIRST one who could ever get close to us, and your just
} going to wreck everything!)
} Wahl, mis-TA, I don't know what ya think yew were doin' last nite, but
} when ya violate Da-neese like that, ya violate all of us, Frank, Kathy,
} Mongo, the Boss, Spine-crusher, and ME, Buford Montana. An' I don't
} much lahk that kind o thang, nowhutImean? Yew take him, Mongo....
} ARrrraghghgh. Mongo no LIKE baby oil. Mongo DESTROY! Mongo like
} (back, Mongo, BACK BACK BACK I SAY! arrr.)
} YO, dis here's da Boss, if ya know whut I'm talkin' about, Capische?
} (You just LOVE releasing Mongo, don't you Buford? Dios, what an
} animal.) Ef you don't lay off the affections for Denise, ya know, me an'
} the boys, well, let's just say that baby oil BURNS if you get my drift.
} Ya know, me an the boys don't like them whats got unhonerable
} distention, if ya get my meaning. Guido, ya know, he don't like that at
} all. (No wait, Spine-crusher, I ain't done talkin' to OUR friend, here,
} DUDE! Totally righteous what ya did ta Denise last night. Whoooah,
} man, total doomage. Chill action, ya know? I was always hopin' someone
} would bring that ho down a couple, ya know. But what YOU did was like,
} totally, totally heinous, with a max factor of, like, forty out of five,
} ya know. Gahd, I wish I coulda seen the look on our face, but ya know,
} I was totally ripped and like I didn't have control, ya know.
} (Guyyysssss, you're scaring him off. It was MY night with the body, and
} you just went and ruined, as always. I'll NEVER forgive you guys for
} this. This was worse than when you gave Mongo control when I was with
} the football team. OOOOOOOOOHHHHH! I hate you all!
} Quiet, you little whore!
} Gasp! Kathy!
} Yes, it's Kathy, and I'm taking control right now! Just because you
} wanted a little action, I'm gonna have to pay)
} Alright, buster! You listen to me! You may have thought you could have
} your way with that little piece of fluff, Denise, but you're dealing
} with me, now! And don't think you can get me off the way you did
} Denise. Why it'd take whips and leather... well you get the picture!
} Anyway, stay away from us!
} Oh, gosh, I'm sorry... NO DON'T SAY THAT DENISE! I hope I can see you
} again. (arrr, snarll, rend, maim) You stay away from Denise, or me an
} the boys, we break your _equipment_, unnerstan? I have a gun. Oh,
} please understand me, this isn't my fault. Cowanbunga, dude!