} The sin of the ugly yellow "M", enemy of the Earth Mother, can be
} eradicated by using the mystic materials garnered by the ruler of a
} middle german country along with his darling daughter and one of the
} pages. Yes, I am speaking of the Burgher King, Princess Wendy, and the
} Gather together products of each of these, making sure to avoid the
} horrible Foam of Styros (mythical leader of an ancient capitalist army)
} that even the best mortals must use occasionally. Take up the potion of
} the shakes, the elixirs of the Pep Sea and the Royal Crown, and when you
} are well armored, gain the shield of sesame and the french fry foil, and
} meet the enemy on the field of honor, truth, and the Mother Earth way.
} You must strike quickly, lest the enemy be allowed to sing a jingle of
} death and lethargy, which will make you quake with hunger and soothe you
} with peace and love and tranquility towards the evil M-pire. (If you
} get the chance, stuffsome pickles in your ears).
} Avoid the delusions that they will put upon you, where people turn
} purple and bloat, where friends begin to resemble hamburgers, birds, or
} even clowns. This is only chemical warfare, where they launch grease at
} you to addle your mind. Defend yourself with the Grill of
} If you work carefully, and launch your attacks with care, the people of
} the "M" will retreat in fear. Be careful at this time. They will call
} another empire to their aid.
} And, even the Oracle will have to think long on a way to defeat the Red
} Menace from Atlanta Georgia, the sinister forces of "Coca-Cola."
} (You owe the Oracle a CheeseBurger Deluxe and a Medium Dr. Pepper.)