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> Chapter 27
> Amy deftly removed her tank top, revealing her small but
> firm and luscious breasts. The small dark brown knots at
> the centers pointed slightly upward, almost as though they
> had a consciousness of their own and were begging to be
> "Oh baby, I need you bad," Paul murmurred. He leaned down
> a bit in order to brush the delectable nipples with his lips,
> but she cupped her palm under his chin so as to stop him,
> and cautioned, "uh uh uh." Paul looked at her quizzically.
> "First you have to bake me a cake, big man," she said
> "Say what?" he asked. "You heard me," Amy continued, "bake
> me a delicious German Chocolate Cake, and you can have your
> way with me." "But I don't know the recipe," Paul protested.
> "That's OK. I'll show you. My way," the young woman said
> seductively and, taking him by the hand, she led him to the
> "First, take one stick (8 tablespoons) of butter or margarine,
> and cream it in a large glass mixing bowl," she began. With
> a wink, she then added, "not *that* kind of creaming; that's
> for later. Let me show you how." ......
> This is a sample of my new Cookbook For Adults, "coming" soon to
> a bookstore near you. I expect it to be a best seller. Most guys
> don't learn to cook because the books never speak in terms of what
> motivates them. Well, this book should take care of that excuse.
> Please tell me, oh Wise Oracle, what do you think of its chances?
} Well, let's just do some market research here.
} Helmut Kohl: "Achtung! Das ist nicht fur gesnarfing! Das ist fur die
} Ronald Reagan: Well, you see, I seem to have forgotten how to fuck. I
} mean, I can't recollect who to cook. I mean, oh, I really want to fuck
} Batman, but Nancy wouldn't let me even buy a rubber Batman doll with a
} real vibrating penis.
} Napoleon: No. An army marches on its stomach, and if they thought
} about this they'd just come all the time and be in no shape to fight
} once they got to Russia. Besides, it's not real French cooking if
} they're making German chocolate cake, is it? Well, c'est la vie.
} Aunt Jemima: Oh lawdie lawdie lawdie, what *will* they think of next?
} Juliet: Alas, oh, woe is me that my Romeo must cook to me using such a
} book as that! Oh, cursed Sprite, that I was ever born to drink it
} Imelda Marcos: That's not sex! I have fucked an entire country for a
} quarter of a century, and I know sex! It's not even very good cooking.
} Spiro Agnew: I am <ahem> very much disturbed <mumble> by <gasp> the
} recent upsurgence <oh!> in <ah! oooh> pornograp<oh oh oh OH OH OH!>
} Igor Stravinsky: I am ze great artizt! Do not bother my bodie with
} such tresh!
} Abraham Lincoln: I larnt to cook on a long-handled iron skillet over an
} open fire. That's why they elected me President. But if I'd had a book
} like that, I'd never have run for office.
} Prince Charles: Oh, jolly good! Another cookbook! I'll just have
} Princess Di toddle off and get one for the home!