} The Oracle has noticed that you humans often have several favorite
} drinks and will not attempt to sort out the best one from your sorrid
} bunch. However, the Oracle does indulge in a bit of AC power now and
} then, so will offer these favorites, from which you may choose your own
} best drink.
} "The Shocker" is a mixed drink, made with vodka, gin, everclear
} and a bit of lime grenadine in a Tom Collins glass, which is
} then hooked up to a small generator. As you drink, the generator
} sends a current through your body, giving you a bit of "afterglow"
} effect. Also known as "The Ben Franklin".
} "The Koozbane Bash" is made with an assortment of heavy spirits,
} including, brandy, port, whiskey and sherry, which are then sent
} through a particle accelerator, causing the drink to break up into
} it's sub atomic make up. The remaining atomic parts are put into a
} small lead-lined container which the person ordering the drink
} swallows. This drink always has very unusual effects and has the
} distinction of being the most expensive drink on the planet, at a
} prince of 2.5 Billion a shot. Bottoms up.
} "The Anaconda Enema" is a drink best not ordered in mixed company.
} "The Butt Dance" is a drink that moves very quickly to your hind
} quarters and begins to vibrate them at serveral beats per second.
} Good for Dancing and mooning people afterward, please do not
} order at a Trucker's stop.
} "The Meldown" Offers people of the Nuclear age the chance to
} really find out what the waste products taste like. Be warned,
} this drink is not for those who want to remeber anything the mext
} "The EyeVee" is just what is sounds like. The drink is poured into
} a IV bottle and stuck into your arm. Vodka, Everclear and O+ and
} plasma go into this one. Best taken while lying down.
} You owe the Oracle a dry martini, stirred not shaken. Hic!