} (Do you mean "campy Fire Island types"?)
} The following is excerpted from The Oracular Enquirer (the leading
} all-digital tabloid), July 15, 1989:
} CAMP FIRE GIRLS EXTINGUISHED IN MASS ANIMAL ORGY
} Nantahala, NC: The 42nd Annual Camp Fire Girls Convention came
} to an abrupt halt Saturday when puberty simultaneously struck all
} 63,000 Camp Fire Girls in attendance.
} "It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen," said Hildegarde
} Potchetskie, Vice-President of Camp Fire Girls USA. "All the
} girls were assembled together for the hygiene lecture when all of
} a sudden, their chests swelled out. And I mean swelled!" There
} was no room in the crowd for the added mass, and something like a
} human explosion resulted.
} The girls, now women, scattered throughout the campsite looking
} for available men to ravage with their new-found sexuality.
} However, since this was an all-girls convention, there were only
} two men in the entire compound; they were Hal Trewer, 46,
} groundskeeper, and Lamar Anderson, 27, a maintenance crewman who
} was there to handle an emergency repair to one of the showers.
} When the National Guard arrived at the scene two hours later,
} both men were found dead of dehydration, and the women were all
} naked, writhing in one huddled mass with a few wild animals taken
} captive by the sex-crazed Camp Fire Girls. National Guard
} helicopters hosed them down for an additional 48 hours, before
} moving in. The women are now located at 4^#%%f? sk-= &77f unable
} to read sector
} and are still desperate for male companionship. Visitors are
} welcome; however, they are urged to exercise extreme caution.
} ------------------------end of article---------------------------
} There you go. I hope that answers your question. Since I
} still have the paper out, would you like me to read you
} the horoscope?
} TODAY'S HOROSCOPE
} If today is your birthday, you are wrinkled and puffy, and still
} have your umbilical cord attached. And you shouldn't be able to
} read this.
} If you were born yesterday, then you are vice-president.