} One day, a man, who though himself better than most, sought to find a
} measure for that most godly of gifts, intelligence (not to be confused
} with military intelligence, which is disapproved of by both the gods
} and Groucho Marx). So he defined a number, which was 100 for an mediocre
} brain, higher for a better, and lower for a worse.
} However, as a part of the Great Convenant between the gods and men, the
} Divine Normalisation Institute (DNI) ruled that every rating should be
} between 0 and 100, 100 indicating a maximum. Thus, man was condemned to