} You can stop them by summoning the Super Friends. They can do
} When criminals in this world appear and break the laws that they should
} fear, and frighten all who see or hear the cry goes up from far and
} near for
} UNDERDOG! Underdog! UNDERDOG!
} Speed of Lightning! Roar of Thunder!
} Fighting all who Rob or Plunder!
} Underdog, UNDERDOG!
} Underdog is shown on channel 24, a paid-for-by-Christians station in
} St. Louis. My favorite part is the commercial they ALWAYS show right in
} the middle of it. It goes like this:
} They play the Ta, ta-da-da-da-DA, tuh, tu,tuh, of the Superfriends and
} a voice-over comes in saying:
} "There is a more powerful force for good in your life than Superman,
} Batman, Aquaman, and Wonder Woman COMBINED. That force is God, Jesus
} Christ, and he can help you through your times of need."
} It always gets me because if the announcer didn't say COMBINED, all the
} kiddies would think, yeah, well maybe God can beat up any one of them,
} but if they all work together, if they all co-operate just like on
} Sesame street, then the Superfriends could take out God! Yeah, we
} can see it now! Superman is duking it out with Jesus, and losing
} because Jesus is God, after all, but then Batman catches Jesus in the
} back of the head with a Batarang, Aquaman commands the octopi, and
} Wonder Woman gets her Magic Lasso of Truth on him, and it's all over
} for God!
} WW: "It's a good thing we stopped his plot, Superman, or else he might
} have taken over the world!"
} Superman: "Yes, and we couldn't have done it without TEAMWORK. It was
} your brilliant plan, Batman, for you, Aquaman, and I to dress up like
} the Three Wise men and arrive at this hut, on the anniversary of his
} birth, where we knew his greed for Frankincense and Myrrh would take
} him out of hiding."
} Batman: "Thanks, Superman. All in a day's work for the Superfriends!
} Now we have some Questions to ask him..."
} WW: "And now he has to give truthful answers, because he's under the
} influence of my Lasso of Truth!"
} Batman: "Great. So, tell us, God, can you make a rock so heavy that
} not even you can lift it?"
} Jesus: "No! No, I'll never.. Oh no, I cannot resist, I have to tell
} the truth, If I made a rock so big that I couldn't lift it, then I
} would be the rock, which would be everywhere, and there wouldn't be
} anyplace to move it, so the concept of lifting it wouldn't exist, no,
} please, no more!"
} Batman (cracking his knuckles): "Oh, we've got plently more questions
} for you..."