} Yes I did, and it WASN'T me.
} Was that you, George?
} "Wouldn't be prudent to comment...at..."
} Stick it, Mr. President. Er, Lieutenant, did you just...?
} "Klingons do not, and if they did, you would KNOW it."
} At ease, Lieutenant.
} "I _am_ at ease."
} Forget it. Pepe, was that you?
} "Non, but did you just see a lovely femme skunque pass by here? I can
} still smell her..."
} Tank you bery much, Pepe. Pee Wee?
} "Ha, ha, no, I'm still showing all the boys and girls the fun you can
} have with number ones...."
} Oh, say it ain't so, Pee.
} Gee, who else could it be? Not YOU, I suppose.
} <IF I DID, LIFE ON EARTH WOULD CEASE TO EXIST>
} I thought as much.
} Welp, the air is beginning to clear. It looks like whoever it was got
} any with it. Oh, well, better luck next time.
} You owe the Oracle another can of Van Camp's.