} Well, well. You really want to know this??
} The Oracle consulted ten diety pals and received the following opinions
} of you. They are presented in no particular order, the gods wouldn't
} like it if I showed favoritism.
} 1. I've known smarter jellyfish.
} - Neptune, god of the seas
} 2. Should be fried until crispy and black.
} - Ra, god of the sun
} 3. Lazy, good-for-nothing, slob.
} - Vulcan, god of metallurgy and anvils
} 4. I'd NEVER get naked for him!
} - Venus, goddess of love, close personal
} friend of Frankie Avalon
} 5. Big-time loser geek.
} - Athena, goddess, babe
} 6. He thinks he looks good but is sadly mistaken.
} - Narcissus, god of vanity, image
} 7. More disgusting than scrapie and anthrax put together.
} - Pan, god of mirth, close personal
} friend of sheep
} 8. Toothless weenie.
} - Mars, god of war, supreme macho dude
} 9. Great guy!!!!!!!!!! Send him down to my place.
} - Satan, prince of darkness
} 10. Should be eradicated from the face of the earth. Turn up the
} voltage! - Zeus, god of the heavens,
} all-time gold medalist of thunderbolt
} You owe the Oracle....never mind, you won't be around to read it anyway