} Quick! Time is of the essense!
} First you must put the substance extaracted from your
} nasal passages, and put it in an anti-matter coagulation
} chamber. This will solidify the matter, by subjecting
} it to the energy created by the reaction of the matter/
} anti-matter. Next, order a pizza with double cheese,
} peperoni, italian sausage, and canadian bacon. (I usually
} get hungry around this part.) Now, place the matter
} in a petri dish, and subject it to a bath of protons
} of light in the green spectrum. You must now transfer
} the matter to a piece of white paper. Now, bathe the
} paper, with the matter on it, in a saline solution.
} Then, slowly raise the temperature to exactly 38.9 degrees
} celcius. Now, for the final step, remove the matter from
} the paper, and wipe it on the bottom of the chair you
} are sitting in.
} You owe the Oracle a bow of Kleenex.