} Aha!! Trick question! You obviously thought I was going to assume that
} you were referring to the Lisa that has appeared in ASCI as well as
} ASCII. But no! You are in fact referring to Lisa Bonet, who plays
} daugther to Bill Cosby.
} Falling in love with Lisa, while immediatle satisfying, will get you
} nowhere, as your love letters to her will get lost in all her other fan
} mail, while her agent is screening all her calls. Thus Lisa will be
} unlikely to even know that you exist. Compare this to the quart of gin,
} which, while immediately satisfying and giving you a world-class buzz,
} ends up making you extremely sick to your stomach. This is assuming, of
} course, that you have not had a Beeblebrox brand digestive system
} installed. At any rate, it comes down to a heartache versus a
} stomachache. Using the universal theorem of relative importance, it
} comes down to whichever is the smaller organ in your body.
} If you weigh less than 100 lbs., drink the gin Otherwise, fall in love
} with Lisa.
} Side note: There is a slim chance you actually meant the Lisa computer.
} In that case, forget it, the Lisa is dead. Drink the gin.
} You owe the Oracle a fake ID.