} If I wasn't the all knowing, grand and wise Oracle, I would think they
} you were up to something. Questions like that could make a Oracle very
} suspicious. Since you asked this question I will have to put my
} Omniscient skills to a test. It is very likely that you and some of
} your rowdy cohorts are planning are revolt against me, the most
} powerful all knowing being in the universe (except for the big guy of
} <screen wavers>
} Oracle: (to his secretary) Listen, I want that guys email address,
} home phone, work phone, fax number, modem number, terminal
} type, girlfriends name, girlfriends number, girlfriends fax
} number, wife's name, wife's number, wife's fax number, dog's
} name, dog's number, dog's fax number, and any other info you
} can dig up for me.
} Secretary: Yes sir!
} Oracle: (picks up phone) I would like to speak to OBI, Oracle Bureau
} of Investigations. Thanks...(brief pause)...Yes, I would like
} to inform you of another possible revolt against myself, the
} all knowing Oracle. I know its the third one today, but this
} guy sounds really serious. Right, He wanted to know If I was
} flammable. Yes this is serious. Your best men? Thanks. I
} appreciate this. I want you to apprehend him and bring him to
} me. Be sure to take away all forms of fire starting devices.
} Use the appropriate force. (Oracle hangs up phone... and
} displays a worried look)
} Oracle: (picks up phone again) OFD please. Yes, is this the Oracle
} Fire Department. Good...this is the Oracle. I want your
} newest and most efficient trucks and men on stand by. Thanks.
} Oracle: Lisa....come here sweetie pie!
} Lisa: Yes...orie...my studmuffin? Do you want another one...are you
} not still tired after last night?
} Oracle: No...I don't want to do that right now...maybe later... There
} is another revolt in the planning. I wanted to inform you. I
} thought you might want to know.
} Lisa: Then we had better do something before it happens. I'll go
} get our toys.
} Oracle: Sounds good. (Lisa leaves) (oracle smiles) Lisa does know
} how to handle a crisis.
} (screen wavers)
} I am all knowing, all seeing, and I know the plans that you have to
} assassinate me. I will be ready when you try and I will punish those
} that revolt against me.
} But to answer your question: No.