} No, Alice never joined the clergy of Voudoun or any other religious
} cult, but she did have an curiously interesting life after her
} adventures in Wonderland and through the Looking Glass. For a time,
} she enjoyed great success selling psychodelic mushrooms, but the
} business went under when all of her regular customers shrunk to three
} inches tall and were eaten by a Cheshire cat. Alice then moved to a
} strange and mysterious land known to its inhabitants as "California",
} where she found employment as a live-in maid for an architect named
} Mike Brady, his wife Carrol, and their six children. The Bradys found
} Alice to be hardworking and loyal, but they never could figure out why
} she strictly forbade the children from playing chess, or why she almost
} had a heart-attack when Bobby left the Queen of Hearts face-up on her
} pillow one day. After the kids were grown and her services were no
} longer needed, Alice got a face-lift, moved to Arizona, and became a
} waitress in a dive known as Mel's Diner. Things went fairly well for
} Alice, until one night when she and two of her co-workers, Flo and
} Vera, got drunk and had a mad tea party that led to their termination.
} Currently, Alice is again working as a waitress, this time at the
} Walrus and Carpenter Oyster Bar and Grill in Boston, Massachusetts.
} You owe the Oracle a new pocket watch.