} Look, there's something very simple here that a lot of supplicants are
} missing, here. The point is that, since you are merely mortal, and I am
} devine and celestial, you are supposed to grovel before me. You know,
} throw yourself in the muck and wallow around for a little while. Show
} me that, since you are second in unimportance to the insects, you have
} the proper respect for those that you can't begin to understand. But
} since you obviously didn't know, I won't hold it against you. I'll just
} get the teeniest little hint of sarcasm in my deep and wonderous Oracle
} Voice. Ok?
} Alright. Down to business: The Supreme Orgasm. I suppose that I could
} get Lisa in here to help me demonstrate, but I suspect that High Priest
} Kinzler would censor that but quick. Of course, I could just zap him,
} but Hell, he created me.
} The Ultimate Orgasm. Well, have you ever eaten a perfectly toasted
} marshmallow? Well, the Ultimate Orgasm is absolutely nothing like that.
} Don't listen to any charlatan wanna-be Oracles that tell you otherwise.
} There are a lot of loonies about in this world, son, and if you want to
} survive, you just can't go around believing them when they tell you
} that the Ultimate Orgasm is anything like a perfectly toasted
} marshmallow. So don't.
} Okay, now we're clear on that. All right. Now. The Ultimate Orgasm.
} Hmm. Well, picture sneezing. Ugh. Okay, so that was ugly. Picture two
} dogs in the road. Yup, you guessed it, they have the Ultimate Orgasm,
} and the closest that Humans can come to it is in the basic,
} low-intensity orgasm. Note the lower case.
} So, in short, the Ultimate Orgasm happens all the time, but you can't
} get at it, because you're not canine.
} Of course, as an Oracle, I am unbounded by the constraints of a
} physical body. I can become anything that I desire, and so, Grrawrf,
} Reearrrff Grrrrr!
} You owe the Oracle a studded collar and also one of those neat chew toy
} things that look like bones.