} OF COURSE you are, you EVIL devil-worshipping Satanic CULTIST!
} Your kind makes me SICK! AAAIIIYYYEEEE!!!! Your lecherous, lustful,
} lewd, lascivious, libidinous, licentious, libertine depravity
} just OFFENDS the BEJEZUS out of the God-fearing, moral, Christian,
} good people of these United States! Go back to the DUNGEONS of
} BEELZEBUB where there is WEEPING and WAILING and GNASHING OF TEETH,
} and be CONDEMNED to the EVERLASTING FIRES of SULFUR and BRIMSTONE!!!!!
} And now, for those of you kind folks in my flock who BELIEVE in
} JESUS and wish to be SAVED on judgement day, please send $200
} in contributions to:
} Jim and Tammy Ministries
} Cell No. 2351A
} Maximum Security Federal Prison
} Talladega, Alabama 35429.